It'a a father who actually loves you.
I made this because a random person on an internet forum asked for it, which is how all Homebrew gets made, of course, because we developers are just sitting around waiting for random people to tell us what to make for them, for free!!
See here: gbatemp.net/threads/psa-looking-for-developers.514515/ (thread may be more funny than the app!)
Welllll, I wasn't going to post this on Wiibrew, but the dumb free file hosts I was trying to store it on weren't reliable (I guess you get what you pay for, both with file hosts and homebrew applications!), so here it is, ready to love everyone!
(But if anyone asks, I won't admit to having created this!)